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NOW, normally, I wouldn't give a rat's ass about what happens to Paris Hilton. She lost me at... wait, she never had me.
These days, though, I've found myself looking twice at her little legal problems. Note that I didn't even bother to read all about her Sex Video troubles, and that was supposed to be juicy, but her drama these days... I admit, she finally got me interested in her goodies.
I don't know if I feel offended because she couldn't spell, capitalize, nor properly punctuate (observe: "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!" or because she has stupid connections in the form of the Terminator to fall back on for her bad behavior.
These are the ravings of a resentful wife, ladies and gentlemen. My husband, a conscientious and excellent driver, who doesn't drink while he drives (well... usually) and doesn't honk when the old lady in front of him drives too slowly, had his license suspended because of an unpaid parking ticket he didn't even know was issued to him. And since he didn't know his license was suspended, he kept driving and was promptly slapped with a "driving with a suspended license," when--getting a flat tire in West Orange--he called roadside assistance via his insurance company, where the insurance company in turned CALLED A COP to make sure he doesn't get side-swept.
My husband's case got fixed last month when the judge said it was just a paper offense--that he gets no points on his license and that there would be no further suspension since it was clear it was all a big mistake... we still had to pay our lawyer $500, though. And we still had to pay court fees. And the DMV is still charging us $250 a year for three years because even if he didn't do it intentionally, he still technically drove with a suspended license...
And now here comes Paris Hilton... with friends in high places pleading for a pardon and she couldn't even spell. That's NOT hot, Paris. Not hot at all. THE BITTER IRONY COMPELLS ME.
I'm going to be a complete ASSHAT and wish Arnold tells her "Hasta la vista." The rich bitch must go to jail.
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